q: have u heard of the butter joke?
a: don't go spread it around.

q: have u heard of the turtle joke???
a: forget it, u'll prob be too slow to get it...

q: have u heard of the swimming pool joke???
a: it's probably too deep for you.

q: have u heard of the cheetah tt couldn't walk???
a: nah, tt one was lame.

q: have u heard of the fountain pen joke?
a: there was really no point.

lame-mily~~